Tuesday 30 August 2011

Unexpectedness


On September 9th, I have to turn in a poem on 'unexpectedness' to be work-shopped in class as part of my master's degree studies. 

Poems are usually not scary things to write but this one, knowing who is going to read it and how critical that reading will be left me scared shitless. Something, over the past few days, probably blind panic ... concentrated my gaze and I've 'banged out' (what a nice phrase for inspiration) a few on that theme, and this is one:


Memento Mori

It should, really, be left
With the milk in the morning,
As expected and regular as
The need to turn the clock in the hall.

Or, if you like, given out with packets
Of soap in the strip -lit supermarket
Down the street; a prize for
Dirtying your linen – for living,

If you like. We could cold press it in plastic,
A prize toy for our kids
Who’d find it in the cereal box
Breakfast we serve every day;

As expected and regular as
The need to turn the clock in the hall
Although I’ve been forgetting
To do it, of late –

Then, perhaps, it would not be
Quite so sudden
Finding official letters like this
In the hall

Where the carpet watches
The clock and the heating hums
On, through it all.

It's 6.42 am, right now. Forgive me my bleary eyes but I'm starting to like this time of the day for writing and working.

Love Mizi xoxoxoxox

Tuesday 16 August 2011

Well..

With everything that's been going on lately* I've been thinking its time to set up a new  'Go-bag'.

You know what I mean, a small to medium knapsack with all the necessary items needed for the task in hand; kind of like the bags pregnant ladies keep by the door for when  they have to haul it to the hospital - nappies, baby grows and blankets.

Except, when it comes to this Go-Bag you'll need to swap all that crap for a heavy dose of doom, apocalypse and a really big gun:

That's right, I've been planning my:

Zombie Apocalypse Go-Bag!

Stylish Yet Practical
+

Deadly yet Slow

=

Alive Mizi!!

Now I, like all of us, try to maintain a decent level of Zombie Basic Awareness:

1) Always checking the Guardian webpage on the iPhone last thing at night for any 'unusual' stories about 'civil' disturbances etc. etc.

2)Planning out an escape route from any building I'm sleeping in.

3)Confirming nearby and at-a-distance rendezvous points in case of separation from loved/useful ones.

4)Planning evacuation transportation (always going with the horse method over truck)

However, I've decided its time to put a proper kit in place, so whilst the boyfriend and I were stuck in a ring-road traffic jam this afternoon I got to thinking/fantasizing/panicking about what we'd need to get us away from the brain-hungry hordes and wrote a list for him to pick up tomorrow:


"Go Bag"
Water purification tablets
Weapons - Cricket bat
Wire cutters
Knife
Water bottle
Chocolate bars
Dried fruit
Sports bra (nothing more annoying than unruly ta-tas when you're outrunning a Zombie)
Warm clothing
Trainers
Wind up radio (to listen out for Zombie Refugee Zones...)
Mini sleeping bags
Med Kit
Aviator Sunglasses
Gun + Bullets (endless supply)
Light sword 
Cross bow. (Boyfriend's choice)

Only problem is, where to get the guns?

Mizi, come World War Z?

But should we be taking Guns at all? Firstly, the likelihood of finding a gun  is rare, acquiring one an overly complicated legal process and frustratingly, they need bullets to function. A bow or Cross-bow would be good, but I'd probably be rubbish with one and kill my side-kick before decapitating any of the damned ... which leaves swords, cricket bats and knives.

What would you take into battle with you? Melee, fire power or go old school with a blunt club?

Love and (Zombie) Kisses
Mizi Moo

* Please note that 'everything that's been going on lately' mostly refers to Mariah watching 'The Crazies' '[Rec]' and 'The Walking Dead' alone, having a series of paranoid dreams and then waking up last week to "The Riots".

Tuesday 2 August 2011

Blueberry Cake and Cream Cheese Frosting

Firstly, I should let you know ... I can't find a way to get this photo of egg and cake mix  to move or have any text before it. The Gods of formatting say no.

Secondly, I blame this cake entirely for today's feeling over-bloated-ness, sugar coma shakes and general feelings of listlessness.


I also blame it for breaking my mixer - alas the cream cheese frosting proved too much for my little Kenwood model and after a bang! and a flash! The little motor whirred and whirred but the beaters beat no more. :(


This photo - I love. I also loved the cake without the American-style frosting which, I felt, totally overwhelmed it's mellow fruitiness. The frosting-less trimmings were a great deal more enjoyable with a brew.


As I don't have a bundt-ring I popped the mixture into a loaf tin (lowering the temperature and baking for about a hour) and my mini round cake pan and four baby loaf tins. I iced the mini-round and delivered it to my poor parents, who in their 60s and with diabetes really can't handle this sort of thing. My Mum has had a sugar free blueberry cake on her pin board for a while now and she looked forlornly at the cake asking if it was perhaps the same one? 


Hm. No. 


Word of warning. Shooting Cake photos in the back garden at 6 am before you drive off to Cornwall is probably not a good idea. Pre-coffee, not only did I manage to get a huge wodge of icing on my lens cap but I also managed to dig out a gash in the cake. Hence the closeups.

Love Mizi Moo xoxoxoxo

Thursday 21 July 2011

Yellow Tape and Photographs

When I came home from Japan, one of the first things i did in that freezing cold winter was spend a morning looking through my Mum's oldest photo album. I guess she made it when she'd just married my Dad, in the five years they waited til my eldest brother came along and Mum had a cat she used to take everywhere. Her surrogate cat baby.

The oldest photo is probably the late 1940s but they go right through to the 1970s and there are several beautiful Polaroids of their 1969 courtship.

Gorgeous photos printed on real paper and fixed with now yellowing tape: This is not Facebook, people.


Mum and her sister outside the first car on their street, in Bradford, UK.


 My Dad here is the biggest boy, its dated 1952, taken by one of those commercial photographers at Bridlington beach, Yorkshire. It must have been bloody freezing.


This is Uncle Jack, who I guess is my Great, Great Uncle. I love this photo, sat between the tomatoes on his allotment. When Mum was little there was still rationing  so her Dad, like most Dads at that time, kept an allotment.

Dad has often said, that pre-1960, life felt like it was in black and white and then suddenly *boom* everything was in color:


Their van



Mum, how beautiful was she? It must be the early seventies here.


Family portrait of the women in our family.


My Dad. It's oddest to see my Dad like this - before us. My Mum? Well, I can imagine her life because I am pretty much a carbon copy of her with blonde hair but my Dad is different. In fact, all Dad's are different - and harder to understand. I guess its because try as I may, I will never be a young man. I've never understood young men.

No cooking or adventures this week. I've been working straight for two weeks now at the Bodleian Library and the other place but finally have a day off this Sunday.

Love Mizi Moo

xoxoxo

Wednesday 13 July 2011

Pasta Pasta Pasta

Just a quick note:


If it's your first ever time breaking out the pasta maker you got for Christmas, it's probably not the best idea to shoot for Ravioli on your first try...


Best tasting goop ever - sweet potato and squash - but ...


90% of the pasta discs ended up fused into one GIANT sheet of pasta of varying thickness' ... Extremely frustrating after rolling out each length about a BILLION times in the rolling machine...


So, just so you know. Ravioli. Don't stack it and do yourself a favor and make tagliatelle instead!

Love Mizi xoxoxoxox

Thursday 7 July 2011

Lasagne, Eton Mess and Sheds.

In September, I am - at 25 - moving back in with my parents.

Actually, that's not true ... I technically already live with my parents, just mooch off my boyfriend and hang around his house 90% of the time.

Unfortunately, he is now moving home as well. So we will both be back to living in rural Oxfordshire ... So what I want to do (to save my sanity and have a corner of the world I can still call my own) is have a little shed in my parent's garden that I can retreat to and work in ... 

This lady and her husband have the BEST sheds in the world: http://www.junkaholique.com/search/label/shed and I really, really want one too!

Anyway, Sunday dinner was nice this week: 


Aubergine Lasagna. Roasted all the Veg to dehydrate them and get rid of the horrible wetness that ruins a lot of vegetable lasagnas, then made a tomato sauce as well as a cheese sauce and baked for 40 minutes. It was heaven ... smoky aubergine, sharp cheddery sauce and sweet tomatoes.

Then, we munched on an Eton Mess to use up the rest of the fruit:








Off to fantasise wildly about sheds and paint up some old curtain poles for my bedroom.

Love,

Mizi Moo

Monday 4 July 2011

A Glut of Berries ...

Well, I figured out just what to do with all the fruit we had leftover from pick-your-own yesterday, Genoese Vanilla Sponges sandwiched with berry preserve and whipped cream.






Even better, perhaps, was having a Monday morning off with my photographer's assistant ... who very patiently held my lens-cap, de-wrinkled back drops and held mint leaves with enthusiasm. He was amply rewarded though....